get #Gran'pa#.r!Hey there, City Boy! You here to race? Anyone who beats mah record fer huntin' down and killin' #THREE# escaped #Loonies# wins mah #Pickup#.r!Take your pick from these fine automobiles and the clock will start to tick!r!Drive fast, City Boy, and you might just get mah #Pickup#. Don't bother tryin' to get out of that car - the doors are locked shut! Hoo-hah!r!Killing #Rednecks# at this stage of the job wasn't clever, THC-303. Now it's pointless carrying on.s!Destroying the Redneck vehicles makes no friends, THC-303.r!Ready? Steady! Go, Boy! #GO!#r!GodDAMN you are one superfast son-of-a-bitch! I hate to say this but... mah #Pickup#'s all yours, City Boy!s!Well done, THC-303. Now go to the #Ol' Banjo# and collect #Gran'pa#.s!IMBECILE, you couldn't even keep the #Pickup# in once piece, THC-303! This job is OVER.s!A dead old man is no use for what The Professor has in mind, THC-303. You are off the job.s!Don't keep me waiting, THC-303. Get back in the #Pickup# and bring #Gran'pa# to the #Research Center#!s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2405# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!s!There's #Gran'pa#. He's old and blind but he should recognize the sound of Dirk's #Pickup#... Sound the #horn# to get his attention.r!Hey there, young fella! Go easy on that horn! I'm comin'.s!Smooth, THC-303. You are a cool operator. Please accept #$50,000# with our thanks for all your hard work.s!Fantastic, THC-303. Bring #Gran'pa# to the #Research Center# - in one piece. Do not let the #Rednecks# catch you.s!Now that was silly, THC-303. Now there's no way to complete this job!s!Sheesh, City Boy, you got lead in your ass? Get outta here!s!Get back in the #Pickup#, THC-303, and get #Gran'pa#!s!THC-303 - it's Dr LaBrat. Drunken #Rednecks# are using our high-powered #Generators# for target practise. Go now and prepare to protect our power source.s!We need at least #ONE Generator# intact, THC-303, so defend them well. The #Rednecks# are on the move. We should have auxiliary power on line in #TWO minutes#.s!THC-303, we lost a Generator! Kill the #Rednecks#!s!A Generator is down, THC-303! Kill the #Rednecks#!s!There goes a Generator, THC-303! Kill the #Rednecks#!s!Your poor performance has cost us dear, THC-303. That will be all for now. #Dismissed!#s!Excellent, THC-303. We are still at full power. Here's #$50,000#.s!You only lost one Generator, THC-303, so we have no need for auxiliary power. Here's #$30,000#.s!Well, THC-303, at least we still have one operational Generator to take the strain. Here's #$10,000#.s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2424# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!s!Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. Our prototype #remote-control Taxi# needs a good operator - like you. If you perform well further work will be made available.s!Take the #Taxi# around the Test Track for #FIVE# laps - and if you beat the record the job is yours.GO!12345s!Excellent, THC-303! You beat the time. Don't worry about the mess - we haven't had time to test the system properly.s!Bad luck, THC-303. You gave it your best shot - but your best just wasn't good enough.s!Think you can handle test-driving the #remote-control Taxi# around town? Well that's the job.s!We need you to pick up #THREE# suspected #SRS Traitors#, THC-303. Off you go - get the first one.s!Now the #SRS Traitor# is in the #Taxi#, THC-303 - DESTROY IT!s!Ah, just what I need - a Taxi.s!This #SRS Traitor# must also die!s!It should always look like an accident, THC-303. Sometimes your enthusiasm overtakes you.s!Come on, THC-303!s!It's a pleasure to watch you work, THC-303. You deserve this #$70,000#.s!Oh, so slow, THC-303. Have you been up all night? No jobs for the sleepy snail!S!Here is another #Taxi#, THC-303.s!THC-303! Dr LaBrat here. We need you to shut down the #H2000 Water Company#, no questions asked.s!#Destroy# the #FOUR Turbines# and await further instruction. Oh yes - beware of the guards.s!How could you fail such a simple task, THC-303? Find a new job.s!Excellent, THC-303. Now all you need to do is #destroy# the #Generator# and the H2000 Water Company will have to call in the plumbers! Ha ha ha!s!Get out of there fastTHC-303! The guards are on your tail!s!I have SRS Clones who can help you, THC-303!s!Well done, THC-303. Now the H2000 Water Company is high and dry and we can continue with our cunning plan. Have #$70,000# for your outstanding contribution.z!Gecko! Red Valdez here. I need you to bomb the SRS #Clone Test Center# so it looks like a Redneck attack. Montana's #Pickup# is loaded with lethal explosives. Steal it.z!Holy shit, Gecko! What a BANG! What a BLAST! Have #$30,000# for a job well done.z!A smoking #Pickup# is no way to destroy a building, Gecko. This job is over for you.z!Working well, Gecko! Park the #Pickup# at the South End of the Clone Test Center.z!Complete your job, Gecko. Park the #Pickup# beside the Clone Test Center.z!Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Gecko. But don't wait around!z!She's gonna blow, Gecko! Get out of the #Pickup#!z!Get back in that #Pickup#, Gecko!z!Get back in the #Pickup# and arm the explosives, Gecko!z!The secret of good comedy is timing, Gecko. Well, I don't find your timing funny.z!That should keep the SRS busy for a while. You are one sick operator, Gecko - but I like it! I'm giving you $15,000 plus a $15,000 bonus for style.z!Gecko! Red Valdez here. A new #SRS Flamethrower# is being transported across the city in an SRS Security Van - and I want it.z!The #Security Van# has a new locking mechanism which can't be opened by conventional methods. The driver might be persuaded to get out by the Cops...z!OK, Gecko, here's the deal - #steal# a #Cop Car#.z!That's useful - a spare #Cop Uniform#. Nice fit!z!When you steal the Cop Car, Gecko, stay in it!s!Can I help you, officer?z!The #Prototype Flamethrower# was unique, Gecko, and foolishly you destroyed it. I suggest you take a break.z!Was that fun, Gecko? You better steal another #Cop Car# - NOW!z!Excellent, Gecko. Bring the #Security Van# to #The Village# and park it in my #Garage#.z!This is no time for fun, Gecko. Get back in the #Security Van# and get to #The Village# NOW!z!Fantastic, Gecko. This particular #Flamethrower# will only operate in conjunction with a #Fire Truck#. So what are you waiting for? Go get a Fire Truck!z!Bring the #Fire Truck# to #The Village#!z!We need the #Fire Truck#, Gecko - NOW!z!Stop wasting time, Gecko. Get me a #Fire Truck#!z!Super, Gecko! My Z-Technicians will have the #Flamethrower# attached in seconds.z!That #Fire Truck# was invaluable, Gecko. Your employment has been terminated!z!He was the Chief Z-Technician, Gecko! Only an idiot would kill him.z!Now the new Fire Truck is ready let's put it to the test! Head for #Mobile RV# and barbecue at least #30# Rednecks!z!The Zaibatsu do not play games, Gecko! Get in the #Fire Truck# and drive to #Mobile RV#.z!Great! Get cooking, Gecko!z!This job's hot, Gecko! Get back in the #Fire Truck# and cook the Rednecks.z!Get back to #Mobile RV# and cook those Rednecks!z!Keep on burning the Rednecks until I tell you to stop!z!This job's hot, Gecko! Get back in the #Fire Truck# and cook the Rednecks!z!Scorcher, Gecko! The Rednecks are roasting and the SRS are taking the blame! We have many jobs for the resourceful. In the meantime, please accept #$30,000#.z!Now the new Fire Truck is ready let's put it to the test! Head for #Mobile RV# and barbecue at least #10# Rednecks!z!Gecko - it's Red Valdez. The Rednecks and Scientists are moving new contraband around this city and I want it ALL. I want you to bring me #FOUR# loaded vehicles.z!There's a #Pickup# full of pills at the #Redneck Bowling Alley#. Go get it, Gecko.z!Well stolen, Gecko! Now park the #Pickup# in my #Garage# in #The Village#.z!No time for screwing around, Gecko. Bring the #Pickup# to #The Village#.z!The #Pickup# is trashed! You are OFF the job, Gecko!z!A #Meteor# driving across the city contains #Clone Serum# and two hot #Bio-Bitches#. Stop it and steal it.s!What are you doing? This car is OURS.z!Incompetence, Gecko! The #Meteor# is smashed, the #Clone Serum# is lost and I have balls like water-filled balloons. Disappear!z!Storming, Gecko! Park the #Meteor# in my #Garage# in #The Village#.z!That #Meteor# has a massive Street Value, Gecko. Get in it and get it to the #The Village# NOW!z!Tricky one next, Gecko. Steal #Bean's Red Limousine# from #Disgracelands#.z!The guards are wasted on Beany Liquor, Gecko, but #Disgracelands# is still tough to breach.z!Bean only had one #Red Limousine# and you smoked it. Back to the phones, Gecko.z!A few fat lines and I will feel like #The King# in this baby. Park it in the #The Village# - fast!z!The car is vintage but your style is geriatric, Gecko! Get in #Bean's Limousine# and get to #The Village#.z!Now I need a certain #Cop Car#, Gecko. But first you need to get a #Truck Cab#.z!You are collecting a #Trailer#, Gecko, so you need a #Truck Cab#.z!Back in the #Truck Cab#, Gecko, and get to that #Crane#!z!That's the only #Cop Car# I ever needed in one piece, Gecko, and you mess it up. Call me when you learn the rules.z!You are like a clown in a cheap Circus, Gecko. Hook up the #Trailer# to the #Truck Cab#.z!Head up over to #The Village# where our #Crane# will unload the #Cop Car#.z!Park the #Cop Car#, Gecko. I'm looking forward to playing Cops And Robbers. Ha ha ha.z!You exude Zaibatsu style as our Number One Covert Operative, Gecko. Your performance was well worth #$50,000#. Fancy joining me to bang a Bio-Bitch?z!Stealing the #Trailer# was tough, Gecko, but I expected more from you.z!You know where to go, Gecko. Now park it!z!Park the damn #Cop Car#!z!Good, Gecko. Now collect the #Trailer# from behind the #Cop Station#.z!Gecko - Red Valdez here. I want you to infiltrate the #SRS Research Center# and destroy their #Cold Fusion Generators#. Some Z-Men will join you shortly.z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2851 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2852 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!You killed a Z-Operative! Very stupid, Gecko!z!We have been pumping iron since birth! This puny vehicle will not hold our girth!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2855 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!Access to the #Research Center# appears impossible but we have found a way - over a line of rooftop ramps and then on to and along the old #Railway Track#.z!We will need transport, Operative! I recommend a fast car.z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2868 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!Do not leave the Z-Men, Gecko. Get back in the vehicle!z!Super driving, Gecko! Get out of the vehicle and use the #Rocket Launcher# to destroy the #TWO Cold Fusion Generators#.z!There are #Anti-Blast Suit Dispensers# on the walkways leading to each Generator, Gecko. You can't miss them. But beware the #SRS Guards# - they won't be so forgiving.z!#Generator One# ELIMINATED!z!#Generator Two# ANNIHILATED!z!Unlike you, Gecko, the #Cold Fusion Generators# are still working.z!Well done, Gecko. Cold Fusion will remain a laboratory myth. Have #$50,000#. Stay in touch!z!Access to the #Research Center# appears impossible but we have found a way!z!Red Valdez here! I have some extra special jobs in line for you, Gecko. But first I need to know just how tough you are. Can you steal a #SWAT Van#?z!Stylish, Gecko! Bring the #SWAT Van# to my #Garage#.z!Stop burning time, Gecko. I want a #SWAT Van#!z!So you can handle a SWAT Team. But do you have what it takes to steal a #Special Agent Car#, Gecko? Go for it!z!Cool, Gecko! Park the #Special Agent Car# at my #Garage#.z!GECKO! I wanted a #Special Agent Car# - remember?z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2887 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2888 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2889 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!z!I can see you have a great future ahead of you, Gecko. For your splendid performance I give you... How does #$50,000# sound?z!Mention the Zaibatsu, Gecko, and the torture will be eternal.z!Clearly you are not suitable for the more challenging work I have in mind, Gecko. I suggest you take the time to improve your pathetic skills.z!Ah, Gecko! Red Valdez here. I'm curious to see how well you handle extreme situations. Some Z-Men will join you shortly. Your destination is The Mall.z!YOU expect US to fit into THAT pathetic little vehicle?z!It is not Zaibatsu Policy to go anywhere on foot. Bring us some transport!z!Get back in the car, Gecko. The Z-Men are programmed to follow you.z!Now here's the deal. Kill 100 Scientists in The Mall - but no vehicles, understand! I want to see how well you can handle firepower under duress.z!Return to The Mall, Gecko, and kill the Scientists!z!That was a bitterly disappointing display, Gecko.z!Commendable combat skills, Gecko! Here's #$70,000# in recognition of your ruthlessness.z!Now here's the deal. Kill 20 Scientists in The Mall - but no vehicles, understand! I want to see how well you can handle firepower under duress.z!Gecko - it's Red Valdez. I need you to create a diversion - something to distract the Cops. Go to the #Video Store# for further directions.z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2961# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!n!Head up the #steps# and across the #pipes# to get inside the #Cop Station#. Destroy the rooftop #Generator# to open the exit then steal the #Trailer# with a #Special Agent Car# on it.z!Idiot! The job is impossible with the #Trailer# destroyed!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2964# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2965# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2966# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2967# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2968# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!SHIT! Destroying the #Generator# has set off an #alarm#! Get the #Truck#, Gecko - and get the hell out of there!z!Distract the Cops and #avoid# getting #arrested# for #ONE minute#. That should give me just enough time to pull off the little job I have planned.z!The destruction of the #Truck# means the operation is over, Gecko.z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2972# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!How dare you detach the #Trailer#! Forget it - the job's OFF!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2974# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!z!That was perfect, Gecko. Ha ha! One day perhaps I might share the reason for my mirth with you. For now, here's #$70,000#.n!Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use a #Tank# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!n!Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!n!Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #20 Cop Cars# in #60 seconds#!n!Use this #Car# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use this #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!n!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!n!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!n!Use a #Flamethrower# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use a #Flamethrower# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use an #ElectroGun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use an #ElectroGun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!n!Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!n!Use a #Shotgun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!Use a #Shotgun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!k!We need to have more respect for you before you can dance with us!k!This is the karmic Krishna quarter. #Kill some Russians# and we will embrace you with our love!k!Only one Krishna task at a time, Grasshopper! You are already on a job.k!Displease the Krishna and your end will be nigh!k!We do not do business with the likes of you!k!The Krishna have no harmony with friends of the Russian Mafia.k!The Krishna have no time for friends of the Zaibatsu.k!This job was most peacefully completed.k!Be calm - you have made a mess of this job already.JOB COMPLETE!m!How can we give you work when we do not have enough respect for you?m!This is the Russian Mafia zone. #Kill some Zaibatsu# if you want a job!m!You are working a Russian contract, Comrade. Return when it is finished.m!Respect the Russian Mafia!m!We do not do business with the likes of you.m!The Russian Mafia does no trade with friends of the Krishna!m!The Russian Mafia will NEVER work with friends of the Zaibatsu!m!This contract has already been fulfilled!m!You have already attempted this contract and messed it up!ARSE BISCUITS!z!If you want work from the Zaibatsu then you must earn our respect!z!This is the Zaibatsu zone. You must #eliminate Krishna# to be welcomed here!z!You are already on a Zaibatsu job. Return only when it is complete!z!Disrespecting the Zaibatsu will result in... unpleasantness!z!The Zaibatsu do not negotiate with the Krishna!z!The Zaibatsu will not do deals with the Russian Mafia!z!We do not do business with the likes of you.z!Idiot! This Zaibatsu job has already been completed!z!This Zaibatsu job has already been taken and failed!KILL FRENZY!n!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!n!How did you possibly manage to pass?FRENZY PASSED!n!How did you possibly manage to fail?FRENZY FAILED!n!So you made it to the Industrial District... Try not to get on the wrong side of the #Russian Mafia#, converted by the #Krishna# or absorbed by the #Zaibatsu#. Stay lucky!ALL KRISHNA JOBS DONE!k!Well done, Grasshopper! You have completed ALL the Krishna jobs!ALL RUSSIAN JOBS DONE!m!Fantastic, Comrade! You have completed ALL the Russian jobs!ALL ZAIBATSU JOBS DONE!z!Congratulations, Gecko! You have succeeded in completing ALL the Zaibatsu jobs!n!Come back when you ain't on a job!Your #status# has been #saved#!z!Welcome to the Zaibatsu!z!The Zaibatsu hate the Krishna. #Kill the Krishna# to earn our respect!m!Welcome, Comrade, to the Russian Mafia!m!The Russian Mafia hate the Capitalist Zaibatsu! #Kill the Zaibatsu# and we will respect you.k!Welcome to the Krishna!k!The Krishna are ill at ease with the Russian Mafia. We respect those who #dispose of the Russians#.JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!JOB FAILED!OK! You now have enough cash to leave this District. Follow the #marker# if you want to leave town!You don't have enough cash to leave this District. You need #$5,000,000#!DECONSTRUCTION YARD!COP CAR SCRAP!COSSACK CONVERSION!SUNBEAM CONTRACT!CONVERSION EVASION!ROOFTOP RESCUE!POWER STATION!GANG WAR!GRAND THEFT AUTO!PAYBACK!LOCK-OUT!IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!I'D LIKE A TANK PLEASE, BOB!ARMY BASE ALERT!HOT DOG HOMICIDE!MMM, RUSSIAN SAILORS!OFFICER DOWN!KARMA ASSASSINS!TANKS A LOT!VEDIC MASSACRE!SUPER GRASS RESCUE!FINAL JOB!n!Congratulations, kid! Your activities have #seriously upset the Russian, Krishna AND Zaibatsu Bosses# and now they ALL want you wiped off the face of the city!n!The three Bosses are on a personal crusade to nail your ass to the floor. You ain't got no choice but to #kill them or be killed#.n!OUTSTANDING! You wasted #all three Bosses#! Shit, that's gotta be some kinda achievement!n!You blew it, baby! The job's over for you.n!And how are you going to wipe out the Bosses now?n!That's #Uno Carb# plugged for good!n!It's lights out for #Sunbeam#!n!#Jerkov# won't be pulling fast ones ever again!n!That's #Uno Carb#! Kill him!n!There's #Sunbeam#! Get him!n!It's #Jerkov#! Waste Him!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3001 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3002 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3003 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3004 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3005 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3006 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3007 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3008 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3009 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3030 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3031 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3032 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3033 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3034 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3035 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3036 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3037 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN 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TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3055 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3056 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3057 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3058 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3059 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3060 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3061 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3062 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3063 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3064 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3065 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3066 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3067 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3068 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3069 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3070 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3071 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3072 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3073 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3074 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3075 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3076 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3077 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3078 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3079 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3080 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3081 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3082 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3083 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3084 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3085 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3086 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3087 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3088 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3089 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3090 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #120 seconds#!Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #30 people# in #120 seconds#!Use this #vehicle# to kill #30 people# in #90 seconds#!Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #10 people# in #90 seconds#!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #10 people# in #60 seconds#!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #90 seconds#!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #10 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 people# in #60 seconds#!Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #10 people# in #90 seconds#!Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #60 seconds#!Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #60 seconds#!Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #10 people# in #120 seconds#!Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #5 vehicles# in #90 seconds#!Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #10 people# in #90 seconds#!Use a #Tank# to shoot #30 people# in #120 seconds#!Use a #Tank# to shoot #30 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #60 people# in #120 seconds#!Use this #vehicle# to kill #60 people# in #90 seconds#!Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #20 Cop Cars# in #120 seconds#!Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #40 people# in #60 seconds#!Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #30 vehicles# in #90 seconds#!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #40 people# in #60 seconds#!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 Cop cars# in #120 seconds#!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #40 people# in #60 seconds#!Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #40 people# in #60 seconds#!Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #40 people# in #60 seconds#!Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #10 Cop cars# in #90 seconds#!Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #40 people# in #60 seconds#!Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!k!Grasshopper - it's Sunbeam. The #Zaibatsu# are building Shopping Malls on Holy Krishna land. Pay a #visit# to their #Construction Yard# and end the destruction.k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3161# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!They locked the #Construction Yard Gateway#, Grasshopper, and now only #Leo The Locksmith# can open it. You should find him doing a job on the #Water Towers#.k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3163# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!You will find it impossible to open the #Construction Yard Gateway# now that #Leo# is #dead#, Grasshopper!k!I ain't helpin' no friend of Sunbeam. I'm busy!k!Okay, shorty, show me the #Gateway#.k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3167# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!Stand back, shorty, while I open this #Gateway#.k!See ya! Mind the Krishna don't turn your brain to mush.k!Get into the #Construction Yard# and #kill# the #Zaibatsu Construction Manager#.k!We will chant for you, Grasshopper. #Destroy# a polluting #Zaibatsu Truck#.k!You are helping the Krishna cause, Grasshopper.k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3173# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!Get outta here, baldy!z!Spiritually heal THIS!z!I shoot Krishna for sport! DIE! DIE! DIE!z!Dance for me, Krishna!z!Pray to this, Monk Boy!z!It doesn't look good for you, Krishna!k!Well done, Grasshopper, you halted construction! Your reward is #$40,000#. Join us in song - we have temples to build!k!You #destroyed# the #Generator#, shorty! Okay, show me this #Gateway#.k!It's a Krishna invasion! GUARDS! GUARDS!k!Feel no pain for the unconverted, Grasshopper. The #Construction Yard# is #destroyed# and Krishna is happy.k!You are a fool, Grasshopper. #Destroy# the #Truck# only when it is time!k!Where is #Leo The Locksmith#? He is important! Find him!k!I'm trying to #help# you. Slow down and take me to the #Gateway#.k!Jesus, I can't seem to hit the Goddamn #Generator#!k!I can cut you a deal if you #destroy# this filthy #Generator#.k!Ah, Grasshopper, it's Sunbeam. The Krishna program of automotive clearance has been halted by the Cops. #Steal# me a #Cop Car# so we can resume our work!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3481# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!Move swiftly, Grasshopper, and #deliver# the #Cop Car# to the #Cranes#!k!Your pace is too slow, Grasshopper. #Steal# me a #Cop Car# NOW!k!The #Crane# will pick up the #Cop Car# - once you get out!k!Good work, Grasshopper. Let us #crush# a few more #Cop Cars# to drive the message home.k!Praise you, Grasshopper. #Crush# one more #Cop Car# and the Krishna will shower you with love.k!If you do not #crush Cop Cars#, Grasshopper, the job is pointless!k!Joy to you, Grasshopper! Here's #$40,000#. We will enjoy a full-on naked Krishna festival in your honor. Keep in touch.Stop wasting time! #Bring# the #Cop Car# to the #Cranes# to be crushed!m!KOVSKI ALERT! INTRUDER!m!KILL INTRUDERS ON SIGHT!k!The #Truck# is #destroyed# and your job is terminated, Grasshopper.k!Drive to #Mad Island Docks# and collect #Russian Workers# for conversion.k!Do not displease Krishna, Grasshopper. Get back in the #Truck#!k!Sound your #horn# to call the #Workers# to the #Truck#.k!Be calm, Grasshopper - #the Unconverted are coming#!k!We are expecting #FOUR groups#, Grasshopper. Be sure you have them all!k!Come immediately to the #Conversion House#, beside #Krishna Krushers#.k!Killing the #Unconverted# is reckless - but only a fool would destroy the #Truck#. Say a prayer for the Stupid.k!Stay in the #Truck# and drive to the #Conversion House#, Grasshopper.k!Thanks to you, Grasshopper, the #Russian Workers# are saved! Have #$60,000# with our love.k!Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. We need to convert strong #Russian Workers#. #Steal# a #Truck# from #Lubyanka Warehouses# and head for #Mad Island Docks#. Beware - the guards are vicious.k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3253# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!Where are you going? That #Truck# needs to be at #Mad Island Docks#!k!Killing the #Russian Workers# is not converting them, Grasshopper! Come back when you understand the job.k!The #Russian Kovski# have put out a contract on the #Grand Master#. Seek out and #destroy# the #Russian Assassins#!k!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3121 TO SEAN TAYLOR AND BILLY THOMSON!k!You are in #Russian territory#, Grasshopper. #Kill some Russians# to draw out the #Assassins#.k!Go BACK into #Russian territory#. You need DISrespect to attract the #Assassins#.k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3124# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3125# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!Good work, Grasshopper. Now you have #Russian Assassins# on your tail.k!You caused some trouble, Grasshopper. Now #a second wave of Russian Killers# are on to you.k!You caused a riot, Grasshopper. Now #top Russian Hitmen# have a target on you.k!Praise you, Grasshopper! But there are still #more Russian Assassins# in the woodwork. #Kill# some more #Russians# to draw them out!k!More Russian Killers dead! Thank you, Grasshopper. But there are #STILL more Russian Assassins# at large! You better #kill more Russians# to attract attention.k!Gouranga, baby! All the #Russian Assassins# are no more!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3132# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3133# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3134# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3135# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3136# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3137# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3138# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3139# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3140# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!With the #Grand Master safe# we have many nubile young converts awaiting your attention, Grasshopper. In the meantime, have #$60,000#.m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3142# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3143# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3144# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3145# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3146# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3147# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!Ah, Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. I have a very fun job for you. Go #meet# some loyal #Krishna# converts and I will tell you more.k!The #Krishna# are #dead#! You will have to #finish the job alone#, Grasshopper.k!The loyal #Krishna# are #dead#, Grasshopper! #Kill# the Assassins by #yourself#.k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3151# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. Loyal #Krishna# are being held as #Zaibatsu Guinea Pigs#. You must #save them# before Deconversion Drugs have their effect!k!Impressive, Grasshopper! You annihilated a #Tank#!k!Another #Tank# disabled! Krishna is smiling, Grasshopper.k!Praise you, Grasshopper, the defenses are destroyed! Now help the #Krishna# to #escape#.z!You screwed our defenses, Krishna, but you won't screw me!z!You are one tough bitch! Well BLESS THIS!z!Never send a #Tank# to do a man's work!k!That was unfortunate, Grasshopper, but the #Z-Lab Complex# is tough. Use my #Special Armored Vehicle# to gain access.k!Drive with faith, Grasshopper - the #Special Armored Vehicle# will protect you.k!The #Special Armored Vehicle# is your only #protection#, Grasshopper. Get back in it!k!It takes a special skill to destroy an #Special Armored Vehicle#. Now you must #finish# the job #unprotected#.k!Check that my loyal #Krishna# are still converted.k!Are you our savior? Help us! #Destroy# the #Tanks# that surround us and we will follow you, the one true love.k!Be patient, Grasshopper, and my loyal #Krishna# will board the #Karma Bus#.k!Our savior! We are weak... We need the #power# of the #Krishna Karma Bus#!k!They are deeply feeble, Grasshopper! Get a #Krishna Karma Bus#!k!Be calm, Grasshopper, and let them all board the #Karma Bus#!k!Champion, Grasshopper! Now #bring# my #Krishna# to the #Vedic Temple#.k!Our savior! #Take us#, please, to the #Vedic Temple#!k!Our savior, #come back#! Don't leave us here to become... UNCONVERTED!k!You #failed#, Grasshopper! My loyal #Krishna# are #DEAD#!k!The Vedic Temple is teeming with converted brothers and sisters! For your hard work we give you #$60,000#. Why not stay and chant, Grasshopper? Hari Hari Hari Ha...k!Meditate, Grasshopper - the #Z-Lab Complex# is heavily guarded!k!Ah, Grasshopper - Sunbeam here. My #Faithful Krishna# are #captive# at the #Zaibatsu Power Plant#. Free them and Krishna will smile upon you.z!We don't pray that way, Krishna!z!Worship this, Sunday Boy!z!I'm gonna blow your ass to Tibet!z!Bow to a higher force, hippy!k!My #Faithful# are held inside this #Containment Block#. #Destroy# the #THREE Generators# above to gain entry.k!You do well, young Grasshopper. #Follow my Faithful# free and #protect them# from harm.k!#Follow# us, Grasshopper! We know where to find #transportation#.k!My #Faithful Krishna# are #dead#, Grasshopper! You must leave. I must meditate.k!Now that we have found transport, Grasshopper, you must #lead us# to the #Safehouse#. Use the other #Limousine# - we will follow.k!It seems that our path is blocked by #danger#, Grasshopper. Only you can #clear# a #way#!k!The #Z-Guards# have #perished#! Joy to the Grasshopper!k!Only you can #eliminate# all #Z-Guards#, Grasshopper!k!It would be foolish to try to leave while the #way# is still #blocked#, Grasshopper.k!The way is clear, Grasshopper! Now you are free to take the other #Limousine# so we can follow you to the #Safehouse#.k!If the #Zaibatsu# give #chase# you must stop them, Grasshopper!k!That was careless, Grasshopper - we needed BOTH #Limousines#!k!My loyal #Krishna#! Baked! In that #Limousine#! Meditate on your mistakes, Grasshopper.k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3298# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3299# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!GRASSHOPPER! The Zaibatsu are on your tail!k!#Wait# for my Krishna, Grasshopper! Do not return without them!k!Head for the #Safehouse#, Grasshopper - and don't lose my #Faithful#!k!The #Vedic Temple# is humming with a Grasshopper Chant. We will work again, young one. Here's #$80,000# - and may Krishna protect you.k!Ah, relief! My #Faithful Krishna# and my #Limousines# are #safe#! At this moment I have much love for you, Grasshopper.k!This is no time for fun, Grasshopper. #Bring my Faithful back home#!k!Get back in the #Limousine# and lead my #Krishna# back #home#!k!We shed no tears for Zaibatsu blood. #Good work#, Grasshopper.k!Killing Corporate Scum is the wish of Krishna. #Praise you#, Grasshopper!k!Joyful, Grasshopper, you decommissioned a #Generator#!k!Praise you, Grasshopper - #only one Generator# to destroy!k!The #Kovski Power Station# runs on old tires and reactor cores and is polluting our city. It must be #destroyed#. Pay them a visit!k!By placing #FOUR bombs# in special positions we can #destroy# the choking #Kovski Power Station#...k!Concentrate on the job, Grasshopper, and return to the #Power Station#.m!Say your prayers, Flower Boy!m!You are fresh dog meat, Krishna!m!Suck on this, Krishna!m!Burn, Krishna! BURN!m!I hear Krishna taste like chicken!m!Sing for me, Krishna!m!Smell that, Krishna!m!Say your last rites, Krishna!m!Peace, love and DEATH TO ALL KRISHNA!m!I'm gonna convert you, Krishna - from living to dead!m!I love the smell of rubber in the morning!m!Dance, crazy Krishna!k!Fantastic, Grasshopper! Now plant a #bomb# where the #dead guard# was #standing#.k!These stupid Russian guards are no match for you, Grasshopper!k!You are too much for these stupid Russian guards, Grasshopper!k!These foolish Russian guards cannot compare with you, Grasshopper!k!Keep moving, Grasshopper! You still have #three bombs# to #plant#.k!#Two bombs# to go, Grasshopper!k!#Three bombs planted#! You make this job look easy, Grasshopper.k!The #bombs# are #ready# for detonation, Grasshopper!k!All #bombs# are in #position#, Grasshopper. Now move to #higher ground# to watch the #Kovski Power Station# breathe its final, fetid breath!k!I trust you will enjoy watching the results of your labor, Grasshopper.k!That was a show to remember, Grasshopper! You more than deserve this #$80,000#.k!It is imperative that you #plant# the #bomb# where the #guard# was #standing#.k!The #bomb# must be #placed# where the #guard# was #standing#.k!You must #leave# the #bomb# where the #guard# was #standing#.k!#Drop# the #bomb# where the #guard# was #standing# - then get out of there!k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3350# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!k!Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. #Meet# my loyal #Krishna# helpers and I will tell you more.k!We can cry for the Krishna later. You must now #complete# the job #alone#.m!Comrade! Jerkov here! A leading meat processing plant will make special hot dogs to feed my troops if I supply the meat. Steal a #Bus# and pick up people from #Bus Stops#.m!What took you so long? I don't care where the meat comes from! Find yourself a #Bus Stop# and pick up passengers. I will let you know when you have enough.m!The Driver must stay in the #Bus#, Comrade!m!Excellent, Comrade, a #Bus# full of food! My men await you at the #meat processing plant#.m!Good work, Comrade! Supervise the mincing from the top of #The Cage#.m!Failing to steal the #Bus# confirms you are weak, Comrade! The job's OFF.m!Only a Western Shit disappears before the job is completed, Comrade.m!Stay on #The Cage#, Comrade. We need to make sure the passengers are processed.n!Please don't take me! I'm all saturated fat!n!Please! No! I don't wanna be your hot dog!m!Quickly, men! Stop them getting away!n!This is an outrageous violation of Health And Safety Regulations!n!What's that grinding noise? AAARRRGGGHH!m!The miserable wretches are trying to escape! Shoot them, men! Comrade - #stay put#!m!Why did you leave, Comrade? We could not contain the crazed passengers and now we cannot make enough hot dogs to feed my troops. This job is over.m!The #Hot Dog Van# is full. Mmm, drive to the #Kovski Diner#, Comrade.m!Deliver the #Hot Dog Van# to the #Kovski Diner# across town!m!Get back in the #Hot Dog Van#!m!The #Hot Dog Van# has gone, Comrade. Now my Kovski are looking for blood!m!You boil hot dogs not roast them, Comrade!m!You have helped to fill the starving Kovski belly! Here's #$40,000#. Eat hearty, Comrade!m!Drive the #Bus# to the leading meat processing plant - NOW!m!Do not leave the #Bus# full of food! Get back in the driver's seat!m!Very foolish, Comrade. Now you have to steal another #Bus#.m!Fill the #Bus#, Comrade! The food will come from the #Bus Stops#!m!Comrade! Jerkov here! A leading meat processing plant will make special hot dogs to feed my troops if I supply the meat. Pick up the #Krishna Bus# I have prepared for you.m!You IDIOT, Comrade! You wrecked the #Karma Bus#! Now there is no point in continuing with this job.m!Now take the #Bus# across to #Maharishi# and pick up some #Krishna#.m!#Sound the horn# to get the attention of the #Krishna#, Comrade, then wait here.m!I told you to wait, Comrade! Take the #Bus# back the #Krishna# and pick up the fresh meat!m!Now sit and #wait# for the Krishna fools to get on the Bus!m!Killing them here is no use, Comrade! You were told to bring them to the meat processing plant!m!Hey, there is still room on the #Karma Bus# for more bald people! Be patient, Comrade!k!Please don't take me! I'm all saturated fat!k!Please! No! I don't wanna be your hot dog!k!This is an outrageous violation of Health And Safety Regulations!k!What's that grinding noise? AAARRRGGGHH!m!Hey, Comrade, it's Jerkov! Zaibatsu Dealers are cutting in on our drug trade. #Collect# the #Z-Type# we have parked and help us redress the balance.m!You should not take it upon yourself to kill without my command, Comrade! This job is no longer yours.m!You destroyed the #Z-Type#! You can forget about the rest of the job for now, Comrade.m!The first #Z-Dealer# is waiting at the #Train Station# in #Bayano#, Comrade.m!Stop wasting time, Comrade! Get back in the #Z-Type# NOW!m!#Sound# the #horn# to get the #Z-Dealer#'s attention, Comrade.z!Like, here it is and here you are, man. Far out!m!Perfect, Comrade. Collect the second #Z-Dealer# at the #Hospital# in #Bayano#.z!Is it that time already? Shit, I ain't even sold out yet. Oh well...m!#Two Z-Dealers# to go, Comrade. You will find one at the #Escobar Power Cores#.z!Hey, I was waitin' for my bitch! Well, business is business I guess...m!Collect the final #Z-Dealer# from #Sennora# and once again we will have the edge in this area!z!Hey! Looks like you got some kinda party going on in here!m!I wonder how long these Z-Dealers can hold their breath? Let's find out... #Take them to the Crane#!m!#Get out#, Comrade. Your role in this job is almost over.m!I think next time we use them for hot dogs and save the motor car.m!At last we are doing great street business - thanks to you, Comrade. We will work together again I am sure. For now, here is #$40,000#.m!Drive to the #Crane#, Comrade. The river is waiting...m!Jerkov here, Comrade. Police protection is a big earner - and I want a slice of that pie. You have #FIVE minutes# to #destroy TWO Cop Cars# and disrupt the marketplace.m!Nice, Comrade! Can you manage #one more#?m!Cop Cars are soft targets, Comrade. Your failure to destroy only two is contemptible.m!Health insurance just went up thanks to you, Comrade. Now I want to start getting serious... #Destroy a SWAT Van#!m!Aggression is good, Comrade. Only #one more SWAT Van# to destroy!m!I thought destroying Cop Cars would be a simple enough task even for you, Comrade. How wrong I was...m!How you could fail to destroy a couple of Special Agent Cars I do not know... Useless!m!You make this look easy, Comrade! Finally, we also intend to compete with the Government - so that means you need to #destroy TWO Special Agent Cars#!m!It's heating up! Only #one Special Agent car# to destroy!m!The City's Emergency Services are troubled thanks to you, Comrade. Take this #$60,000# with our gratitude and drink to continued Kovski success!m!You chase Cop Cars like an Asthmatic Attorney. The Private Sector moves fast, Comrade. Return when you are up to speed.m!The Cops do not wait around for Tortoise Terrorists, Comrade. Perhaps you need more exercise.m!The Special Agents were too much for you, Comrade. Perhaps I will find experienced Russian Kovski to attempt the job instead.m!Jerkov here, Comrade. Police Protection is a big earner - and I want a slice of that pie. You have #FIVE minutes# to #destroy a Cop Car# and disrupt the marketplace.m!Health insurance just went up thanks to you, Comrade. Now I want to get serious... #Destroy a SWAT Van#!m!You make this look easy, Comrade! Finally, we also intend to compete with the Government - so that means you need to #destroy a Special Agent Car#!m!Hey, Comrade - it's Jerkov. The #Karma Assassins# are coming and all my good Kovski are drunk. You must #protect me#!m!You took out a Karma Assassin, Comrade! Only #SEVEN to go#!m!Another Krishna bites the dust, Comrade! Now there are #SIX to kill#!m!That's one less to worry about, Comrade. But still #FIVE remain#!m!Good work, Comrade. Now there are only #FOUR Hitmen to hit#!m!Excellent! #THREE to go#, Comrade!m!This is getting tense, Comrade! Only #TWO Assassins remain#!m!#One# final Krishna Killer #to kill#, Comrade!m!You stupid idiot, Comrade! Now I have to consider alternative resources to get this job done.m!Outstanding, Comrade! You helped the Karma Assassins to meet their maker!m!Top Karma Assassin #Nova Bright# lies in wait in an #Armored Bus#. Eradicate him, Comrade!m!Send my regards to Krishna, Mr Bright. Good work, Comrade! Let me see... I think you deserve #$60,000#.m!Simple weapons will not harm this spiritual #Karma Bus#, Comrade. Only a #vehicle rigged with a bomb# will do the job!m!You worked hard, Comrade - but not hard enough!m!Comrade! It's me, Jerkov! Last night Zaibatsu Executives lost everything at my poker table and now they want revenge. #THREE Tanks# have been sent to crush my precious Kovski Cars.m!The #Tanks# are cheap Western trash! #Destroy them# and protect my new Kovski Cars!m!Excellent, Comrade! You are tough, you smell bad, but you work hard like a Russian! Here is #$60,000#. We can do business again.m!You fight like the Zaibatsu play cards, Comrade - with your eyes closed.m!My respect is nothing for crispy Kovski Cars, Comrade. Get back to the toilet brush.z!Say your prayers, little man!z!HA! Your puny flesh and blood is no match for our Zaibatsu zitanium!z!You are playing Russian Roulette with the big boys now!m!I knew you were up to the job, Comrade!m!Two Zaibatsu Tanks on the scrap heap! Keep fighting, Comrade.m!A Tank is almost on top of us, Comrade!m!Comrade! It's me, Jerkov! Last night Zaibatsu Executives lost everything at my poker table and now they want revenge. #TWO Tanks# have been sent to crush my precious Kovski Cars.m!Okay, Comrade, drive to the #Holy Vedic Temple#. Jerkov wants us to spill much Krishna blood!m!What is this Capitalist Sardine Can? Steal us a #bigger# motor vehicle!m!I have #THREE# guerrilla soldiers. You will need a #motor vehicle#!m!Bring the soldiers back to the motor vehicle NOW!m!Okay, Comrade, we are at the #Holy Vedic Temple#. Get out and prove yourself a loyal Russian!m!Stay on #foot# to #kill the Krishna# until I signal you to halt!m!Return to the #Temple#, Comrade, or we use YOU for hot dogs.m!You lost my mercenary unit, Comrade! This is NOT the Kovski way!m!Leaving the #Temple# is embarrassing. You are weak, Comrade. You are no Kovski - but you are off the job.m!Fighting proud, Comrade! #Survive TWO minutes inside the Vedic Temple# and #kill the Krishna#.m!The Krishna are vegetarian, Comrade, but their dogs will eat your balls.m!They are not chanting any more, Comrade. One day you should drink with me and my lady friends! For now, accept my gratitude and #$80,000#.m!Using a vehicle is gutless, Comrade. I don't think you are up to the rest of the job.m!Hey, Comrade, it's Jerkov. Krishna free love is bankrupting my bitch action. #Find Ivan and his mercenary friends# to #spill some free blood#.m!Zuper, Comrade! #Mow down the love puppets#!m!Keep it up, Comrade! There is #ammunition on the walkways#!m!Fantastic, Comrade! Make more Krishna Stew!m!KILL! KILL! KILL! Overthrow the occultists, Comrade!m!Comrade! It's Jerkov! Some of my special gangsters have information about an Informant but are trapped in the #Zaibatsu Power Core#. #Free them# - and their knowledge!m!The kidnapped Kovski have #vital information# about a filthy Informant. Get them out, Comrade!m!The #doorway is locked#, Comrade. Try #bombing the Generators# to release the sticky locks.m!Excellent! One Generator destroyed!m!Second Generator kaput!m!Very professional, Comrade. Only one Generator functioning.z!Hey! You shouldn't be in here!z!Hey! Do you have Security Clearance?z!Alert! We got a blower!z!We are losing power! DIE!z!Generate this, Kovski!z!Bye bye, Psycho Russian Pie!z!You got the right to become silent!z!Eat this, Kovski!m!Too slow, Comrade. The Zaibatsu have donated my gangsters to medical science!m!Fantastic, the doorway is open! Find my Kovski!m!You are wasting time! The doorway is open and my men are waiting.m!Protect my loyal Kovski - one of them has vital information! MOVE!m!That was shit, Comrade. The Informant is still at large and your incompetence has left my Kovski rotting in the streets.m!The Zaibatsu are on to you! #Protect my men# and I will arrange for the doorway to be opened from the outside.m!Word is out, Comrade, and #THREE Assassins are moving in#. I will arrange for the doorway to be opened. You watch your back.m!Good! You nailed the Corporate Killer!m!Ha! Zaibatsu Assassins are a joke!z!Zaibatsu Agent Alpha has target in sight!z!Zaibatsu Agent Epsilon has target in sight!z!Zaibatsu Agent Kappa has target in sight!m!Very professional, Comrade. Bring my men to meet #Uncle Vanka# in the #Russian zone#. He is the only one I know who can interpret the gangster information.m!You have lost my Kovski! Find them, Comrade!m!Time is short, Comrade. Do not leave them again.m!Tell me - who is the Informant?m!Get out of the vehicle and Uncle Vanka will interpret.m!WHAT! Don't be foolish, Comrade. Come back here and get out of the vehicle.m!The instructions were clear, Comrade. How could you fail to transport my men?m!#You killed Uncle Vanka#, Comrade! How can I get information from my deaf Kovski?m!He says... "Some guy has some #dirty#... information about Jerkov's #wife# - and he's going to #reveal all#... to the #Cops#".m!My son wants to deal with this Informant. #Steal a Cop Car# and I will relay to you further instructions.m!Why, that Cop Uniform fits like a glove, Comrade! Find the Informant and pull up in front of his car. Don't forget to #use the siren# - he won't get out if it's not on!m!Where are you going, Comrade? Get in the #Cop Car# now!m!How dare you deny my son the privilege and pleasure of killing the Informant! You are OFF the job!m!Screw you, Cop! You won't ever take me alive!m!Intolerable! How dare you kill my men! This job is no longer in your hands.m!My son! DEAD! This is your doing, Comrade, and you WILL pay!m!OK, so you WILL take me alive... Don't hurt me! I'm sensitive!m!Screw you, Cop! You expect me to get into anything other than a #Cop Car#? I'm outta here!m!My son is waiting with a few of my men at the #Lubyanka Docks#. Take the Informant to him.m!Where are you going, Comrade? Get back in the #Cop Car# and get to the #Lubyanka Docks# NOW!m!So this is the Informant... Well done, Comrade. Now #stand back# - we have work to do. Soften him up, men!m!Good to see you, Comrade. Now get out of the #Cop Car# and let me see the Informant's face!m!Take him back to my son, Comrade, so that he can see the face of this Informant Shit!m!Enough, men! Now it's my turn... Stand back!m!Nobody spreads filth about my mother and lives... DIE!m!A commendable performance, Comrade. I am well pleased with your work this day! Here is my appreciation - #$80,000#!m!Do not let the Informant escape, Comrade! And when you catch him, make sure you get him into a #Cop Car#!m!Where are you going, Comrade? Get back and find the Informant!m!Do not leave the Informant behind again, Comrade!z!Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I need you to neutralize #THREE# Key Operatives from rival outfits. First you need to collect a Special Package...k!We are Krishna! You cannot enter here!k!That device is UNSAFE!z!What happened to the #Special Package#, Gecko? Must I get a professional to complete the job instead?z!Excellent, Gecko, you have the #Special Package#. Be VERY careful - it is highly #unstable#.z!Deliver the #Special Package# to #Bilovski#, the crazed Russian weapons pervert.m!Holy cow! Give me #The Weapon# and I will give you the #Zaibatsu Entry Codes# in a few days!z!One should only kill according to plan, Gecko. That is the Zaibatsu method - eliminate with style.m!HA HA! Now I kill Uno Carb and all his silly little boys!m!It doesn't work! What is this SHIT?m!My apologies, the trigger was stuck. Stand back!z!Success, Gecko! You need a #Hot Dog Van# to execute the second part of this job.z!Hi, I was told to meet you. You stay right there while I load up the hot dogs!z!This vehicle is no use! You need a #Hot Dog Van#!z!You cannot sell hot dogs on foot! Get a #Hot Dog Van#!z!Good, Gecko. Now meet another #Z-Operative# - he has lethal merchandise for you.z!Do not leave the #Hot Dog Van# - it is essential to the success of this job.z!He was a top Zaibatsu Operative, Gecko. You cannot do this job without him.z!This is inefficient, Gecko. I am only interested in hiring those who are capable of finishing what they start.z!The target will be waiting for your #Hot Dog Van#, Gecko. Note that these hot dogs are #poisoned#...z!Impatient idiot! The poison was slow release! Killing him was rash, Gecko - not Zaibatsu style.z!You failed to deliver the poisoned hot dogs, Gecko. Our target has disappeared and the job is undone.z!You displayed little care with this deadly cargo, Gecko. Now trained Zaibatsu will complete the job.z!Make sure Target Two dies, Gecko!z!These hot dogs taste... different. AARRGGHH! POISON!z!Now deliver these hot dogs, Gecko! Target Two MUST DIE!z!You need the poisoned hot dogs, Gecko. Get back in the #Hot Dog Van#!z!Ah, I have been expecting you! One hot dog, please. So... Do you have information for me?z!Very clean, Gecko. Now we have a Russian to dispose of... Meet your Z-Contact on the roof.z!Silly me. I was beginning to believe you were up to the job, Gecko. Now a Z-Team will finish the task.z!You killed the Z-Contact! That's the job over for you, Gecko.z!You needed that Limousine to eliminate the Russians - Zaibatsu style! Now the job will have to be abandoned.z!I rigged a Kovski Limousine to be remote-controlled. Drive it into the Russian area.z!The Kovski are looking for this Limousine - it was stolen only a few hours ago!z!The trap was set and you ruined it, Gecko. This is no way for a Zaibatsu to behave!z!How could you fail from the safety of a rooftop, Gecko? You need help...z!That Limousine was vital to the plan, Gecko! You lack any Zaibatsu discipline.z!The trap is set, Gecko. Lead the Russian Limousine into the Krishna quarter.z!I had not planned for this, Gecko. It can be traced back to the Zaibatsu!z!Don't move the Limousine, Gecko. Instead watch a perfectly executed Zaibatsu trap...z!Super, Gecko! The Krishna take the blame for the Russian deaths and all Key Operatives are eliminated. Here's #$40,000#. Detonate the Limousine - we no longer need it.z!You lost the Russians! Go back and find them!z!Don't leave them, Gecko - you need them for the Krishna!z!Hey, Gecko, it's me, Uno Carb. If you fancy causing some trouble, try stealing the #Jefferson# down at #Krishna Krushers#.z!Success, Gecko! Now park the #Jefferson# at the #Zaibatsu Power Cores#.z!That #Jefferson# is hot, Gecko. Get back in it and deliver!z!Incompetent, Gecko! The #Jefferson# is destroyed. It would appear that I grossly misjudged your abilities.z!A #Kovski Bulwark# in the #Russian area# is waiting to make a drop. Smash and grab it, Gecko.m!You smashed my #Bulwark#! You die, Z-Boy!z!The #Bulwark# is toast and the merchandise is lost, Gecko. Even you can't talk your way out of this one!z!Impressive, Gecko. Deliver the #Bulwark# and its cargo to the #Zaibatsu Power Cores#.z!Get back in the #Bulwark#, Gecko!z!There is an unmarked car containing two fine bitches near #Mad Island#. It's next on the shopping list for you, Gecko!z!The car is on the island near the #Docks#, Gecko. The only available access is via these rooftops.z!The car and the bitches are wrecked and you are definitely no substitute, Gecko!z!Come to Daddy! Bring the #car# and the #bitches# to my #Zaibatsu Power Core Safehouse#.z!I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold, Gecko. Get back in the car!z!Hook up the #Cop Car Trailer#, Gecko.z!You need that #Truck Cab#, Gecko. Get back in it!z!Get back in the #Truck Cab# and get to the #Crane#, Gecko!z!Damn you, Gecko. My first arrest was in that car. It had sentimental value.z!This is not Zaibatsu style, Gecko! Reconnect the #Trailer# NOW!z!Cool, Gecko! Head for the #Zaibatsu Power Core Crane# and deposit your cargo.z!Park the #Cop Car#, Gecko, and we will mix business with pleasure tonight!z!You deserve some fun on my Credex Gold Card, Gecko. For now, here's #$40,000#. Keep in touch - skilled operators are difficult to find.z!This is insane, Gecko! How could you screw up the job so close to completion?z!Park the #Cop Car# in the usual place, Gecko.z!Get back in the #Cop Car# and park it, Gecko!z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3906 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!z!You are resourceful, Gecko, but the final vehicle will test your wits. The #Cop Car# I want is on a #Trailer# in #Azeri Heights#... So steal a #Truck Cab#!z!I pray you are not trying to steal my #Jefferson#!z!This #Jefferson# is special, Z-Man. You will have to die!z!Put this on your credit card, godless one!z!No god, no salvation - those are the rules!z!Stop fooling around and take the #Trailer# to the #Cranes#, Gecko!z!There is an unmarked car containing two fine bitches near #Tedium Docks#. It's next on the shopping list for you, Gecko!z!The car is on the island near the #Docks#, Gecko. The only available access is via this walkway.z!Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I'm selling LEGAL drugs on the black market for twice the price. If you want in on the deal, go meet #Ziggy Pole#.z!Dead dealers make no money, Gecko. How dare you ever consider yourself Zaibatsu!z!The task was simple, Gecko, but you still end up making a mess!z!Hi, you must be Gecko. Want a Mitsi? No? Well you'd better get this cash back to Uno.m!If the Kovski see me doing business with a Z-Man I am dead man. Come back with a Kovski motor car and then we will see what we can do.z!Look, man, I'm being tailed. I can't talk. My mute handler will pass you the green.m!I have no money for Zaibatsu punks! Tell Uno Carb to go screw himself!m!This is too obvious! Get a #Kovski motor car# and then we can do business.m!Bah. Tell Uno the Kovski want better play-drugs - like the new Mitsi.z!The next guy is fast moving up the Zaibatsu ranks. He should pose no problems, Gecko!z!Kill the Kovski cash-dodger and his pathetic little gang, Gecko.z!You do nothing for Zaibatsu public relations, Gecko. I'm going to get Z-Spin Doctors to finish the job.z!Keep moving, Gecko. A high-ranking Kovski is the next dealer and he might prove difficult.z!The last dealer's a real loose cannon - so be cool, Gecko.z!When I tell you to be cool that means not to ice anyone, Gecko. Come back when you are under control.z!A successful job, Gecko. The Kovski scum annoy me but you dealt with them professionally.z!Excellent, Gecko, you got the money. Now zoom down to the Brown-Eye Sewage Works and steal a Kovski Truck by way of payment.z!The #Kovski Truck# contains contraband #reactor fuel# that we could utilize. Steal the #Truck# to teach the Russians a lesson.z!The Kovski contraband was certainly unstable, Gecko - much like your performance.z!Drive careful to the #Zaibatsu Safehouse#. Remember - this Trailer is loaded, Gecko!z!You have no time to waste, Gecko. Get in the #Truck#!z!You were Super Zaibatsu on this job, Gecko! Here's #$20,000# on top of the #$40,000# I owe you. Take a break - but keep in touch.z!The front door is secure. Find a way in around the back and then destroy the old #Soviet Generators# on the inside to open the entrance.z!Excellent, the entrance is open. Bring the contraband #Truck# to me NOW, Gecko!m!You want a little anarchy, Z-Man?m!I only drink Molotov Cocktail! Ha ha ha!m!The Z-Man will soon be D-Man... D for Dead! HA HA HA!m!I kill you, Zaibatsu!z!You need to disable those #Generators# to escape, Gecko. So get out of the #Truck#!z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The Russians have taken a #Truck# full of Zaibatsu AI Brain Units. Steal the whole lot back from the #Tedium Docks#.z!Highly incompetent, Gecko. A feeble child would play better than you!z!As expected the entrance is locked, Gecko. Try the back door!z!My intelligence was poor - the back door is also locked. I will program #Satchmo The Safecracker# to meet you. Get moving!z!#Satchmo The Safecracker#'s death means the entrance stays locked - and you are off the job.n!Show me the lock, Z-Man, and let my fingers do their magic.z!I hear a clock! Stand back in case the door's booby-trapped.z!These fingers can do anything, sonny. No-one booby-traps Satchmo!z!Shit. The clock sto...z!Satchmo was getting old anyway. Now steal a #Kovski Bulwark# and try to enter using Zaibatsu stealth!z!Ssh! I can hear a clock - and it's definitely getting louder!z!Good initiative, Gecko. Drive to the door and deceive the foolish Kovski.z!Use the #Kovski Bulwark#, Gecko - it's your only chance to get in!z!You need a #Kovski Bulwark#, Gecko. The Kovski won't open up for anyone else.z!Excellent, you are inside, Gecko. Now steal back my AI Brain Unit #Truck#.m!How did you get in here? DIE!m!Smoke my pipe, Z-Man!m!DIE, SCUM! DIE!m!Lick the dirt, Zaibatsu!m!You killed my comrades! You will die!z!In the #Truck# at last, Gecko! Now get back to the #Safehouse#.z!The paranoid Kovski lock everything, Gecko! Take out the #Generators# above the door to make it open.z!Great work, Gecko. The door should be open now so get in the #Truck# and DRIVE. Watch your back!z!The door is OPEN! Get my AI Brain Units to the #Safehouse# - FAST!z!One #Generator# down, Gecko. Now blow the second one!m!I SCREW YOU, ZAIBATSU!m!THE KOVSKI WILL HAVE REVENGE!z!What happened to my #Truck#, Gecko? Without those AI Brain Units my Zaibatsu Operatives become stupid - like you. DISAPPEAR!z!I turn my back and you crumple, Gecko. I need Zaibatsu Operatives who can keep the pace!z!This #Truck# must be returned, Gecko. Get back in it!z!Exemplary, Gecko. My Z-Operatives are all sporting shiny new AI Brain Units and the Zaibatsu are once again on top. Here's #$60,000#. Keep in touch.z!Satchmo weighs 300 pounds and takes it slow and easy. Find him now!z!Don't leave me behind, sonny - I'm supposed to be helping you!z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. Krishna conversion and Kovski black markets are crippling Zaibatsu enterprise. We need a gang war. You steal a #Bulwark# and I will give you a plan.z!Good. Now drive to the #Krishna quarter# and run down some little orange people.z!Get back in the #Bulwark# and follow orders!z!CRUSH THE KRISHNA!z!Get the #Bulwark# back into the #Krishna quarter#!z!Excellent, Gecko! At least #FIFTY# Krishna nailed! Now steal a #Krishna Bus# and drive to the #Russian area#.z!To start a war, Gecko, you MUST eliminate the Krishna with a #Russian Bulwark#!z!You got the #Krishna Bus#, Gecko. Now make haste to the #Russian area# and execute #FIFTY# Kovski.z!Stay in the #Krishna Bus#, Gecko, and follow my plan!z!DRIVE DOWN THE KOVSKI!z!Drive the #Krishna Bus# to the #Russian area# NOW!z!Great work, Gecko! At least #FIFTY# Kovski dead and a full-blown gang war about to explode!z!I need reliable Assassins to do Zaibatsu work, Gecko! Come back when you have more experience.z!We are trying to start a war, Gecko. Kill the #Russians# with a #Krishna Bus#!z!Where are you going, Gecko? Get back in a #Bulwark# and back to the #Krishna quarter# NOW!z!Wonderful! The Krishna and Kovski are at each other's throats and Zaibatsu sales are through the roof. Your #$60,000# is well deserved. We must work together again, Gecko.z!Where are you going, Gecko? Get back on a #Krishna Bus# and back in the #Russian area# NOW!z!Excellent, Gecko! At least #TWENTY# Krishna nailed! Now steal a #Krishna Bus# and drive to the #Russian area#.z!You got the #Krishna Bus#, Gecko. Now make haste to the #Russian area# and execute #TWENTY# Kovski.z!Great work, Gecko! At least #TWENTY# Kovski dead and a full-blown gang war about to explode!z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The City Security Services are getting too big for their boots so we need to show them the Zaibatsu still mean business. Bring me a #SWAT Van#.z!Super, Gecko! Deliver the #SWAT Van# to my #Garage#!z!Stop wasting time, Gecko. We need a #SWAT Van#.z!Next we need a #Special Agent Car#. Go, Gecko - GO!z!You have Zaibatsu style, Gecko. Deliver this #vehicle# to my #Garage#.z!For the good of your health, Gecko, get me a #Special Agent Car# NOW!z!Excellent. Gecko, you are the only Operative I know with the balls to #steal a Tank#. What are you waiting for?z!You have excelled yourself, Gecko. Park this Bad Boy in my #Garage#!z!I thought you were going to #steal me a Tank#, Gecko? I'm waiting!z!That little demonstration of power has wiped the smug smiles from the faces of the Security Forces. Here's #$80,000# for a job well done.z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The last Tank you stole was booby-trapped and destroyed my Garage. #Steal me another Tank# direct from the #Army Base# to cause maximum embarrassment.z!The #Army Base# is heavily guarded. Use a little initiative to get in!z!Move fast, Gecko! Bring the #Tank# back to my #Garage#!z!My Zaibatsu credit is riding on this #Tank#, Gecko. Get back in it!z!How could you destroy my #Tank#, Gecko? I have egg on my face and you are unemployed.z!The Army doesn't know what hit them, Gecko. You are a supreme performer! Here's #$80,000#. You should be working with me not for me!n!This #Army Base# is only for State-Programmed Killers!n!This area is restricted! No questions!n!No-one told me about you at the Academy!n!I protect the Army Base with my life, Z-Bandit.n!Emergency! Someone's made it past the guards!z!This Assassin looks good!z!To fall foul of ignorant military muscle is not Zaibatsu style. The job was above you, Gecko!#Race for #THREE# laps! Kill people for #bonus points#!#RACE OVER!SECOND LAP!FINAL LAP!RACE ON!HEY! 30 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X2OOH! 60 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X3NICE! 90 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X4GREAT! 120 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X5OUTSTANDING! 150 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X6TIME OUT!Kill people for points before the time runs out!HARMLESS!MOSTLY HARMLESS!POOR!AVERAGE!ABOVE AVERAGE!COMPETENT!DANGEROUS!DEADLY!VERY DEADLY!ELITE!PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE!YOU MADE THE FRONT PAGES!HEY THERE, UZI LOVER!TRIGGER HAPPY!YOUR AIM'S IMPROVING!YOU FIRING BLANKS, DUDE?DON'T TRY SUICIDE, MAN!CRAWL BACK TO THE WOMB, BABY!YOU SURE ARE A SHIT SHOT!YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF LEAD?HEY! 15 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X2OOH! 30 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X3NICE! 45 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X4GREAT! 60 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X5OUTSTANDING! 75 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X6YOUR TIME IS EXTENDED!1ST PLACE! YOU DA MAN, BABY! 12 VANS!2ND PLACE! ONE SMOOTH OPERATOR! 11 VANS!3RD PLACE! YOU BIG SHOW-OFF! 10 VANS!4TH PLACE! TOASTY TOASTY! 9 VANS!5TH PLACE! FLASH FELLA! 8 VANS!6TH PLACE! MY HERO! 7 VANS!7TH PLACE! SPAMTASTIC! 6 VANS!8TH PLACE! BURN IN HELL, BABY! 5 VANS!9TH PLACE! YA BIG PUSSY! ONLY 4 VANS!10TH PLACE! BOTTOM-FEEDER! ONLY 3 VANS!11TH PLACE! WHY BOTHER, PAL? 2 CRUMMY VANS!12TH PLACE! POND LIFE, BUDDY! 1 LOUSY VAN!Kill all the Ice-Cream Vans within the time limit. Follow the markers to find them. Fail and you get ICED yourself! HAW! HAW! HAW!YOU DA MAN!TIME'S UP, PAL!1ST PLACE! WORLD CHAMPION! 12 VANS!2ND PLACE! ONE BAD MUTHA! 11 VANS!3RD PLACE! WIDOWMAKER! 10 VANS!4TH PLACE! GIVE IT TO ME, BABY! 9 VANS!5TH PLACE! BURN, BABY, BURN! 8 VANS!6TH PLACE! ARSON-TASTIC! YOU FRIED 7 VANS!7TH PLACE! FRYING TONIGHT! 6 VANS!8TH PLACE! FASTER, PUSSYCAT - KILL KILL! 5 VANS!9TH PLACE! YOU JUST AIN'T TRYIN', SUCKA! 4 VANS!10TH PLACE! DEAD DOGS DRIVE FASTER THAN YOU! 3 VANS!11TH PLACE! ARE YOU A SUNDAY DRIVER? DO IT AGAIN! 2 VANS!12TH PLACE! DOES SPEED SCARE YOU, BOY? TRY HARDER! 1 VAN!What a LOOOOSER! Outwitted by a couple of kiddy Ice-Cream Vans and a bunch of Donut-Munchers! You are a complete waste of skin! Get outta here!Nice work, sucka! With those Ice-Cream Vans out of the picture, we can introduce our own brand of Raspberry Rippled mayhem to the city and show them ALL the real meaning of 'I SCREAM'!Collect as many power-ups as you can before the Cops catch up with you and turn you into cat food.Oh, sorry about that... Did that hurt?Nice work!1ST PLACE! WORLD CHAMPION! 12 VANS!2ND PLACE! SUPER-SPEEDY! 11 VANS!3RD PLACE! OOH! MR SKIDMARKS! 10 VANS!4TH PLACE! MEESTER SLEEK! 9 VANS!5TH PLACE! EL PUMPO GRANDE! 8 VANS!6TH PLACE! YOU BIG STINKER! 7 VANS!7TH PLACE! TRYING TO SAVE GAS? SPEED UP NEXT TIME! 6 VANS!8TH PLACE! YOU AIN'T WORTH WASTING A BULLET ON! 5 VANS!9TH PLACE! TAKE YOUR CAR OUT AND SHOOT IT! 4 VANS!10TH PLACE! JOIN THE GIRL SCOUTS, LOSER! 3 CRUMMY VANS!11TH PLACE! YOU BIG WET SLAP! 2 LOUSY VANS!12TH PLACE! WHY BOTHER TRYING? 1 LOUSY VAN!LOOOOSER! YOU ON SOFT DRUGS? TRY HARDER!CHOCTASTIC!RASPBERRY RIPPLE!YOU SHOT YOUR LOAD!OOH... 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